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03.12.2010 - 13:21:57 <anon> machete
03.12.2010 - 13:23:49 <anon> he's an actor. last i saw him was in Breaking Bad, playing the role of "Tortuga". no idea wtf he's up to on this picture.
03.12.2010 - 13:24:10 <anon> Tommy drejo
03.12.2010 - 13:28:15 <anon> danny
03.12.2010 - 13:29:17 <anon> don't fucked with the mexican!!!!!!!!!!!!
03.12.2010 - 13:31:43 <anon> WHERE IS MY MACHETE!!!
03.12.2010 - 13:33:22 <anon> He's a "coach" in a Playstation Move fighting game, hence the glowing dildos.
03.12.2010 - 13:46:25 <anon> Iina on ihana
03.12.2010 - 13:57:15 <anon> ei saatana :D
03.12.2010 - 14:00:13 <anon> The pic in the background looks like a poster for the new PS Move game "Felatio Fortress".
03.12.2010 - 14:01:05 <anon> ^"Felatio Forrest", my bad, Felatio Fortress is my bed room.
03.12.2010 - 14:11:59 <anon> Danny Trejo, and GREAT example of an ex-con turning his life around.
03.12.2010 - 14:14:41 <anon> one bad actor...
03.12.2010 - 14:26:13 <anon> This is Jimmy Carl Black. He's the Indian of the group.
03.12.2010 - 14:26:50 <anon> Machete don't text!
03.12.2010 - 14:51:51 <anon> typical angry and old Mexican with two Move-controllers.
03.12.2010 - 14:56:28 <anon> Is this Michael Jackson?
03.12.2010 - 15:19:17 <anon> Machete is angry
03.12.2010 - 15:36:55 <anon> Danny trejo
03.12.2010 - 15:48:50 <anon> WHERE IS MY MACHETE!!!
03.12.2010 - 16:48:02 <anon> priceless
03.12.2010 - 18:13:38 <anon> He's also in Predators (2010)
03.12.2010 - 18:57:17 <anon> carlos santana
03.12.2010 - 19:32:22 <anon> HE GETS THE WOMEN
03.12.2010 - 20:04:47 <anon> My name is Igor and I'm in love with Nathan.
04.12.2010 - 00:29:20 <anon> Johny Trejo's gona fuck you with those glowing shitty controllers!
04.12.2010 - 02:04:46 <anon> Danny could easily kill you with one of those.
04.12.2010 - 02:58:04 <anon> This is actually him smiling. True Story.
04.12.2010 - 10:08:00 <anon> lol igor
08.02.2011 - 22:40:32 <anon> MACHETE DON'T MOVE!
26.02.2011 - 03:56:59 <anon> You just fuck'd with the wrong mexican
02.04.2011 - 21:12:49 <anon> Machete don't text
07.09.2011 - 00:23:10 <anon> machete dont text
07.09.2011 - 08:23:56 <anon> Has anybody mentioned yet that Machete don't text? I feel it is important to this discussion.
02.10.2011 - 02:53:29 <anon> darth vader
20.10.2011 - 15:27:48 <anon> machete looks pissed
31.10.2011 - 11:07:19 <anon> EL TORTUGA
10.04.2012 - 07:16:50 <anon> This guy should replace Chuck Norris.
05.06.2012 - 23:24:46 <anon> MACHETE!
17.11.2012 - 23:43:37 <anon> Van Zant got him and his Ana good in Heat.
19.03.2013 - 20:41:11 <anon> Tommy Danny
23.10.2015 - 14:00:09 <anon> Victor Calborec.
28.02.2017 - 03:38:24 <anon> electric ice cream
29.04.2018 - 13:53:48 <anon> Trejo is not mexican, but american.
14.07.2018 - 14:23:44 <anon> what a strange icecream
22.02.2023 - 18:07:27 <anon> are you Mexican or Mexican't?
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