What if Jesus was the baby you aborted?
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13.12.2010 - 15:20:59 <anon> voitto
13.12.2010 - 15:21:10 <anon> eikö vituta retuuu
13.12.2010 - 15:27:54 <anon> The World would be a better place.
13.12.2010 - 15:55:21 <anon> Shit would be awesome
13.12.2010 - 16:10:49 <anon> but jesus would be born again to be someone elses child like everyone else also jesus dont need to be born again cuz he can just appear from another dimension and disappear there again so there is no need to be born again
13.12.2010 - 16:11:50 <anon> Well then it sucks too be Jesus hahahahaha
13.12.2010 - 16:12:36 <anon> ^ win :---D
13.12.2010 - 16:15:02 <anon> Can we still abort Jesus? And get rid of braindead religion.
13.12.2010 - 16:23:03 <anon> That'd make world better place!
13.12.2010 - 16:24:30 <anon> Well according to the picture he thinks it's awesome!
13.12.2010 - 17:12:47 <anon> Godslayer ftw.
13.12.2010 - 17:17:33 <anon> nii elkää runkatko ku spermat menee hukkaan eikä synny jeesuksia!
13.12.2010 - 17:19:40 <anon> jos jesse ois abortoitu, niin eipähän tarvis sietää tätä hihhuleitten paskaa
13.12.2010 - 17:30:03 <anon> ^näin se homma on. koskee myös muhammedia ja paavia
13.12.2010 - 17:41:41 <anon> who cares
13.12.2010 - 17:42:54 <anon> Kiihkouskovaiset ei abortois, ni eipä taida paidal ol pointtii.
13.12.2010 - 18:35:01 <anon> He'd come back in 3 days.
13.12.2010 - 18:37:48 <anon> i hate nathan
13.12.2010 - 18:55:21 <anon> What if hitler had been aborted?
13.12.2010 - 19:32:55 <anon> björn again
13.12.2010 - 19:55:03 <anon> Jewish Win!
13.12.2010 - 21:40:46 <anon> how can one abort the Christ child, he would immaculately survive
13.12.2010 - 22:06:53 <anon> Wasn't Mary supposedly a virgin when Jesus was born? All abortions are done by whores...
13.12.2010 - 22:24:02 <anon> "What if Jesus was the baby you aborted"... God raped Maria so yeah, abortion would be acceptable. The world would be a better place for it, one less religion to screw people over.
14.12.2010 - 01:08:28 <anon> would be an epic win!
14.12.2010 - 01:55:14 <anon> you cant abort what never existed to begin with
14.12.2010 - 02:48:04 <anon> to bad americans weren't all aborted. instant world peace.
14.12.2010 - 03:02:42 <anon> after americans, abort all those muslim camel fuckers
14.12.2010 - 03:19:53 <anon> well I guess we wouldn't have debates about abortion then, would we?
14.12.2010 - 09:49:51 <anon> Allah Akbar!
14.12.2010 - 10:43:00 <anon> JEESUS OLISI PITÄNY ABORTOIDA :O !!!
14.12.2010 - 11:41:02 <anon> Jesus didn't exist apart from in an old story book so the question is invalid
14.12.2010 - 13:45:59 <anon> I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!
14.12.2010 - 15:22:58 <anon> And I thought the whole point of having Jesus born as a human was so that he could get killed, and because of that somehow mysteriously save humanity?
14.12.2010 - 20:12:35 <anon> Jesus who? Why put the name of a fictional character on a T-shirt?
15.12.2010 - 09:29:38 <anon> - I'd Lol
09.01.2011 - 20:31:19 <anon> Well, if I had aborted Jesus, it would mean that I had been fucked by God. (Then again, most guys think they are gods.)
03.03.2011 - 01:27:39 <anon> would be great
03.03.2011 - 23:11:53 <anon> 14.12.2010 - 02:48:04 <anon> to bad americans weren't all aborted. instant world peace. >>> Most Americans came from Europe. Need to start there first.
18.03.2011 - 10:07:24 <anon> i'd be happy, because many religions would never have started and all the wars and hatred wouldnt have happened. oh but wait - jesus never existed. he was made up. fuck you.
09.05.2011 - 00:11:25 <anon> ...then God's "Divine Plan" would have a hole the size only MicroSoft could match, dont you think?
30.05.2011 - 16:40:36 <anon> God would be pissed off! For his own stupidity!
27.07.2011 - 14:27:58 <anon> They killed him 33 years later.. what's the difference ?
16.10.2011 - 03:31:58 <anon> Religious logic at its prime here. First of all, if jesus was born two thousand years ago, how would that affect him being reborn in the 21st century, where no evidence suggests that reincarnation is even possible? Second of all, doing something now would effectively cause unknown alterations into future developments, so the idea of doing something now to prevent something from happening in the future is absurd. Also if he were to be reborn now, supposedly an abortion wouldn't hold him back...
10.11.2011 - 18:19:05 <anon> i wish he would have been aborted
18.06.2012 - 18:56:33 <anon> YES!!!! LIFES WORK ACHIEVET!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD
24.06.2012 - 19:28:14 <anon> Tappio, joka osoittaa porukan perehtymättömyyden pilkaamaansa uskontoa kohtaan. Jumala nosti Jeesuksen pojakseen vasta aikuisiällä. Kiva kun jokaikinen nenänkaivaja luulee pärjäävänsä keskiajan skolastikioille tällaisissa asioissa. Uskokaa setää: Akvinon Tuomas & kumpp. ovat käyneet kaikki mahdolliset pelastushistorian variaatiot läpi, taatusti myös tulevan jumalanäidin mahdollisen keskenmenon - joka kattaa myös abortin.
11.10.2012 - 21:10:30 <anon> then i would laugh my ass off
23.01.2013 - 05:20:49 <anon> That would mean you killed God, and that would make you God. Everyone knows that by killing Yahweh you take on his powers and responsibilities. Like Santa.
04.07.2013 - 14:09:05 <anon> LOL, what if he was Hitler
04.07.2013 - 14:09:30 <anon> for every Jesus there are 1 billion Hitlers. abort them all.
13.07.2013 - 17:47:35 <anon> well we'd have to find a different reason to fight each other
09.12.2013 - 08:19:04 <anon> If God's will is incontrovertible, then all aborted babies were meant to be aborted, and baby Jesus couldn't possibly be aborted.
02.04.2014 - 20:09:08 <anon> world would be better place
08.06.2014 - 22:01:34 <anon> I think Jesus was beaten, crusified and suffocated to death, which makes abortion option more humane ending for him.
01.03.2015 - 19:08:03 <anon> he wouldnt die and come out 3 days later anyway
13.02.2017 - 01:32:46 <anon> trump on kirjoittanut lain ,mikä kieltää miehiltä runkkaamisen. ei saa tuhlata siementä!!
02.03.2017 - 13:05:04 <anon> would have been so good, one less nutter cult around
25.04.2017 - 15:56:01 <anon> Would mean God was falible.
10.05.2017 - 15:49:11 <anon> i'll burn the fetus
23.06.2017 - 00:05:06 <anon> Well if i did i didnt need to read this shit
23.12.2021 - 01:57:23 <anon> A world without christians, we'd have colonies on Mars and the moon and be on our way to other star systems. Probably about 500yers ahead in technology, less wars, more peace, just a better world overall.
05.12.2023 - 13:48:22 <anon> What if God smoke kannabis?
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